who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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