perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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