6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
