I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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