Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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