sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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