Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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