you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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