my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
