They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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