I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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