Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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