nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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