I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The feeling are messing with the penis
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
