I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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