I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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