btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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