So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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