I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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