drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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