Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm bleeding and have questions
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
