we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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Wipe that smile off your face.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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