So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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