people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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