They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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