No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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