Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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