omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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