we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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