Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
its not stalking. its research.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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