Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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