How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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