umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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