It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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