Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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