i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Even my vagina gasped.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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