Im at strip club and am horny
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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