I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
