Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just high enough for therapy.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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