I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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