remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
farters have to be the big spoon...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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