do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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