That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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