I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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