Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
