well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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