Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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