So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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