Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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