She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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