Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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