can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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