just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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