first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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