I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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