party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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